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Explanation: Argon is an element on the periodic table. Explanation: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" is a well-known saying. Explanation: In chemistry a solution is the proper name for a mixture where one substance is completely dissolved in another — like sugar or salt in water. "Ferrous" is used an adjective to describe something with iron in it, so a wheel of iron is a Ferrous wheel, which sounds similar to Ferris wheel, the carnival ride.

So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? A: He He Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.

In honor of our most elemental (heh heh) science, how about some chemistry jokes? The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died. Explanation: The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it. Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? Explanation: The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are "O" and "K," respectively. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial. Explanation: An alkyne is a common type of carbon compound with one carbon-to-carbon triple bond. A: Na Explanation: The symbol for sodium on the periodic table is "Na," which when said as a word is pronounced like nah, another way to say no.

And the next time you need an inorganic standard, be sure to think of Inorganic Ventures. Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k? The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."The neutron says "Are you sure? The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? " The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys. Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here! The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

A: Co Fe2 Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. A: Na Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."Helium doesn't react. Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

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